Burger King Swings
Let me have you all to myself, at least within my dreams.

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance


world’s okayest friend